I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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