Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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