I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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