This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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