Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
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