I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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