How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Operation Purity has been aborted
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I fill condoms, not promises.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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