Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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