Heybabeimwearingurpanties
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Randomize
