Her vagina should come with caution tape.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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