You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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