Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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