its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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