well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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