I think I am morally bankrupt
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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