3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I'm really busy with my period
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