I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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