JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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