I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Reggie can tackle my bush.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
