He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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