Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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