stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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