I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
