he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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