at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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