You can't motorboat a personality
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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