Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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