Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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