I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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