New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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