i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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