why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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