May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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