awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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