what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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