You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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