just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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