i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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