so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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