Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I see more hoeing in ur future
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