She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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