The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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