quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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