I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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