id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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