you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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