yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
whose parrot is this?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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