why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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