3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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