what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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