im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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